RoseHips Kween
Criteria: Entrants must be human (or a reasonable facsimile
,DNA sample may be required)
and at least 21 years old (or we can’t let you into the dance).
Fill out the Rosehip Kween Kontest Form and return to:
Kinetic Koffee or mail in to PO Box 451 PT., WA 98368
You will attend the Rosehip Kween Koronation and Kostume Ball
(Saturday night, at the American Legion Hall)
Pageant begins at 9 pm. During the pageant you must:
Tell one joke
Share a recipe
Demonstrate a talent or skill
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Be Prepared ! Judges can (and do) “GONG” your act and pull you from the stage if
they are bored or repulsed. Reflect Kinetic
Spirit…and keep it short !
Bribes are essential.
Lunacy is helpful.
Remember…mediocrity rules.
Judges choose three finalists, then THE CROWD cheers for the winning Kween
Should you be chosen Kween or Princess, you must:
Show up for the race on Sunday and act regal at all times.
Be available for various parades, functions, and festivities:
Port Townsend Rhody Parade ( in May )
Uptown Street Faire ( in August )
Next years Rosehip Ball ( in Oct. )
And any other event you feel inspired to appear at.
( YES…your “rain” extends until the next Rosehip Ball).
Your Kweenly benefits include a Krown, a throne, and a new reputation
Your costume and attitude will be become the new outrage
Hundreds of weird people will bow to you with the Kinetic Chicken salute.
Photo-ops in strange places